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'I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma / Granny / Nanny' Coaster


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A fun grandma gift perfect for any professional Grandma with our 'I am not retired, I am a professional Grandma' coaster.

A perfect gift for Grandma, our coasters features an original pen and ink artwork reading 'I am not retired, I am a professional Grandma / Granny / Nanny'.

Our coaster are made from a high gloss hardboard and have been designed as a reminder of how special she is every time he sits down to have a cup of tea.

Our coasters are a funny and thoughtful sentiment to show your Grandma how much she means to you whether that be on Mother's Day, for her birthday or a 'just because' gift to let her know how much you love her.

Our coasters also make wonderful a pregnancy announcement to let her know ehe is going to be a grandma.

Choose from Granny, Grandma and Nanny.

Is it a gift? We've got the perfect finishing touch, our Ellie Ellie giftbag is the ideal way to make sure your gift is extra special. Please note our gift bags come flat.

made from:

High gloss hardboard coaster


9 x 9 cm

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Size Guide

To help you find a great fit, we’ve put together an easy-to-use size guide below.

If you have any other questions about the sizes of our clothes, feel free to give our Customer Service Team a call on 07897 314235.

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  • Tops (Adult & Child)

    1. CHEST: Measure under your arms, across the fullest part of your chest

    2. WAIST: Measure your natural waistline at the smallest part of your tummy

    3. ARM LENGTH: Measure from the top of your shoulder, down your arm (keeping it straight) to your wrist

    4. BODY LENGTH: Measure from the top of your shoulder, down your body to your waist


    Baby Bodysuits

    1. Chest: Measure under your baby's arms, across the fullest part of their chest

    2. Length: Measure from the top of your baby's shoulder to underneath their nappy


    Pet Clothing

    1. NECK: Measure around the part of the neck where a pet collar would naturally sit

    2. CHEST: Measure around the widest part of your pets chest just behind their front legs

    3. LENGTH: Measure from the area a pet collar would naturally sit, along your pets back towards the tail