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'I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma /Granny /Nanny' Bookmark


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A funny gift for grandma. a bookmark perfect for any professional Grandma with our 'I am not retired, I am a professional Grandma' bookmark

Designed and printed in house our bookmark features an original illustration reading 'I'm not retired I am a professional grandma', a thoughtful gift for your grandma, granny or nanny to remind her of how much you love her every time she picks up her book.

An ideal gift for grandma whether that me for Mother's Day. her birthday or a just because gift letting her know how much you love her.

Choose from 3 designs; Grandma, Granny or Nanny Choose from either neon pink or neon green ribbon.

We've got the perfect finishing touch, our Ellie Ellie Giftbag is the ideal way to make sure your gift is extra special.

Brushed Aluminium.

15cm x 4cm Is it a gift? 

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To help you find a great fit, we’ve put together an easy-to-use size guide below.

If you have any other questions about the sizes of our clothes, feel free to give our Customer Service Team a call on 07897 314235.

We’re always happy to help!

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  • Tops (Adult & Child)

    1. CHEST: Measure under your arms, across the fullest part of your chest

    2. WAIST: Measure your natural waistline at the smallest part of your tummy

    3. ARM LENGTH: Measure from the top of your shoulder, down your arm (keeping it straight) to your wrist

    4. BODY LENGTH: Measure from the top of your shoulder, down your body to your waist


    Baby Bodysuits

    1. Chest: Measure under your baby's arms, across the fullest part of their chest

    2. Length: Measure from the top of your baby's shoulder to underneath their nappy


    Pet Clothing

    1. NECK: Measure around the part of the neck where a pet collar would naturally sit

    2. CHEST: Measure around the widest part of your pets chest just behind their front legs

    3. LENGTH: Measure from the area a pet collar would naturally sit, along your pets back towards the tail