I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandad' Bookmark


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A fun grandad gift perfect for any professional Grandpa with our 'I am not retired, I am a professional Grandad' bookmark.

A perfect gift for Grandad, our bookmarks features an original pen and ink artwork reading 'I am not retired, I am a professional Grandad'.

Our bookmarks are made from a brush silver aluminium and have been designed as a special reminder of how special he is every time he sits down with his book.

Our bookmarks are a funny and thoughtful sentiment to show your Grandad how much he means to you whether that be on Father's Day, for his birthday or a 'just because' gift to let him know how much you love him.

Our bookmarks also make wonderful pregnancy announcements to let him know he is going to be a grandad.

Choose from grandad or grandpa. 

Choose from either a neon green or white ribbon.

Add a special message to the back of your bookmark? We are delighted to also offer the additional service of adding a personalisation to the back of the bookmark, perfect for a special message, name or date.

Is it a gift? We've got the perfect finishing touches, our gift cards feature hand illustrated prints to celebrate your occasion (includes an envelope) and our gift bags are the ideal way to make sure your gift is extra special.

Please note: we are not able to offer a card writing service at this time and our gift bags come flat ready for you to pack at home.

made from:
Brushed Aluminium

9.5 x 8cm

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To help you find a great fit, we’ve put together an easy-to-use size guide below.

If you have any other questions about the sizes of our clothes, feel free to give our Customer Service Team a call on 07897 314235.

We’re always happy to help!

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  • Tops (Adult & Child)

    1. CHEST: Measure under your arms, across the fullest part of your chest

    2. WAIST: Measure your natural waistline at the smallest part of your tummy

    3. ARM LENGTH: Measure from the top of your shoulder, down your arm (keeping it straight) to your wrist

    4. BODY LENGTH: Measure from the top of your shoulder, down your body to your waist


    Baby Bodysuits

    1. Chest: Measure under your baby's arms, across the fullest part of their chest

    2. Length: Measure from the top of your baby's shoulder to underneath their nappy


    Pet Clothing

    1. NECK: Measure around the part of the neck where a pet collar would naturally sit

    2. CHEST: Measure around the widest part of your pets chest just behind their front legs

    3. LENGTH: Measure from the area a pet collar would naturally sit, along your pets back towards the tail


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